Good News, True Believers!!!
The Island has agreed to let me call Locke and discuss Island voodoo with him via Coconut phone (pinapple phone is down, which is probably a good thing, as it makes for a tastier treat then raw coconut).
Anyway, after talking with Locke about the beauty of the eye of the Island (like the rest of us, he's blocked out Boone's death pretty well), and was telling me about how the Island will give us what we want if we give it something.
I asked if giving the Island Kate would work, and Locke laughed and told me that I needed a sacrifice a little purer then that. (Hm, well, there goes option number 1).
After chatting a while longer (I heard Sayid in the background, he sounded pretty angry), Locke hung up, and I started gathering some objects for the voodoo ceremony.
There's a mask that I found in Sunnydale but I hear that creates the Zombie King who pretty much likes to obliterate all. . . and seeing as I got it from this British guy named Giles, I smashed it not too much longer after it arrived in the mail.
Anyway, I am looking for some eye of newt, salavia of a virgin, and sage. I think the sage is to take away that nasty decaing zombie smell (eu de pew, or something like that, I certainly don't pretend to know any French).
More news as soon as I can.
Zombie Boone!!! Huzzah!!
Mmmm, sa-a-a-a-age. .. .